… for we as a species will never reach this greatness ever again.
Long story short. I have been looking for this song for a good two years. Me and my sister (hi sis!) have scoured the internet six times over to find it… and now we have. A thousand upvotes and thank yous to all of those who helped, including Reddit’s r/Touhou and r/TouhouMusic, two of my very dear friends (you know who you are), and Pooshlmer’s Impossible Request thread.
You folks are the best.